You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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