My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My pussy is not your playground.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i've created a new STD.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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