my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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