come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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