well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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