i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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