she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
God, I missed his penis.
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