And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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