In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
