nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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