yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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