If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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