if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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