love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Randomize
