After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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