we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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