we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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