Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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