so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
