tell your sister to shave her snatch
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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