I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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