Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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