didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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