The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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