You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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