You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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