it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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