Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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