so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He better not be in your backpack
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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