Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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