Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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