I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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