Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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