when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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