I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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