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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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