Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Randomize
