Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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