i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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