whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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