I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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