Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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