bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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