He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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