dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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