Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
