Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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