Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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