having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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