we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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