its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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