Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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