Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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